About this Unfair & Unbalanced Oakland Raiders Blog
“3,000 miles just to get laid… I really respect that.”
People respect honesty and passion, learned young Walter (Gib) Gibson. So, consider this our Oakland Raiders “Why Lie, I want A Beer” sign.
This blog makes ZERO claims to be reporters, journalists, or even mildly amusing; we’re simply lifelong diehard Raider fans sharing the random Oakland Raiders shit we stumble upon in daily Oakland Raiders News searches. Yes every friggin’ day 24/7/365… it borderlines on sporting lunacy, yet much like a Raiders girl in white cotton booty shorts under a tight Raiders jersey, it is quite comforting. Need to waste yet another shitty hour at Initech? Step on over to raidergirls oakland raiders blog to find random tidbits foraged from Raiders.com and NFL websites. Raiders pictures, Raiders news, and Raiders videos, if it’s something not covered by mainstream media already, we’ll post it.
As an added penalty bonus, theres our Raiders Blog filled with pointless commentary and esoteric references that one would only understand if they grew up with the Herald Examiner and “totally remember” Kenny Shedd. Bad grammar, creative spelling and lots of dots x3… out of respect for the talented mr. Malamud and a greater era of sportswriting. Raiders tailgating shindigs, random Raiders gear, unique Raiders shit, etc… really we don’t give a crap what it is, as long as it relates to the Oakland Raiders or sports, and is somewhat off the beaten path.
If fellow denizens of Raider Nation (even Donkey Nation or Chef Nation) glean a few morsels of Raiders related random crap here every so often, peachy. We’d have said Dolt Nation too, but you gotta’ win something first and then maybe someone will bestow a silly “nation” namesake upon you as well. How stupid would Seahawk (Seahag) Nation have sounded in the old AFC West anyway?
Sportswriting rant: We firmly believe that “journalistic objectivity” in sportswriting is utter bullshit. Our commentary will absolutely reflect a genuine disdain and sometimes passionate hatred of the Donkeys and Chiefs. A diehard Broncos or Chiefs fan ought to hate the Raiders too.
Talented yet hamstrung… Woody Paige and Jason Whitlocks drivel would be a thousand times more interesting if they simply came out and admitted “Hell yes I’m a Donkey/Chef fan, and my column shall reflect that.” Their softplay towards the politically correct center of “non-bias” reeks of antiquated and forced mediocrity, much like artificial turf and the putrid sterility of football in a dome.
If your sporting journey leads you to seek mainstream fare whitewashed for the masses… then go to Applebees and sit down at the bar for a shitty burger and to watch things swirl and scroll in 400 flavors of orange and red from Sportscenters nauseating “The Matrix meets Fear and Loathing” laser light show set. May Stuart Scott “boo-yah” you to sleep while you pretend that the boys from Bristol don’t fellate themselves over every chunk of corn found in Manny Ramirez’s bowel movements.
This site exists simply to give Oakland Raiders fans the straight dope, your comments and suggestions are always welcomed. As is your dope.
“May you fully appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune.”
– random trucker