Oakland Raiders Tickets Rant
It would be unfair to not mention the incredible turnaround in Raiders ticketing from the OFMA era that we affectionately dub the “frozen- depths- of- hell- hath- no- fury- like- a- raider- fan- scorned- by- the- incredible- ineptitude- and- impotence- of- OFMA- circa- 2002- fucking- had- to- sell my- soul- to- the- devil- to- buy- a- superbowl- ticket- becuse- they- fucking- rigged- the- fax- machine- at- the- OFMA- office- to- not- reward- the- other- 38,999- PSL- season- ticket- holding- assclowns- like- myself- who- didn’t- fax- in- a- change- of- contact- form- which-seemed to-gurantee-a- regular-priced-ticket- only- to- go- down- to- san- diego- party- like- mad- people- at- the- gaslamp- amongst- the- impossibly- gay- bucccaneers- fans- and- shamu- having the- greatest- three- days- right up- and- until- the very- moment- we- woke- up- to- the- espn- ticker- crawl- Brobbins- our- answer- to- warren- fucking- sapp- goes apeshit in Tijuana over maragritas – to get kicked in the teeth by chucky – fuckng bon jovi sucked ass postgame – superblow xxvii- 3 hours of being kicked repeatedly in the balls by a large donkey-unadulterated hell until – tim johnson blocked the punt- ahhhhh fuck it” era – to todays fan friendly Raiders ticket marketing group.
So inspiring has been the change, that we are compelled to go “Oscar Acceptance speech” style, and thank everyone from Al Davis, to Amy Trask on down, for the incredible 180-degree tournaround. Kind of like the Gestapo/OFMA on Prozac (with a clue) now.
Well done Raiders organization!!!
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