Lamarr Houston: Mel Kiper Eats Dogshit For Breakfast
Raidergirls Fearless Rookie of the Year Predicition For 2010…
Lamarr Houston, Defensive End Oakland Raiders
Intensity from whistle-to-whistle, scrappy (led the OTA’s in camp fights), and a ”gargle my nutsack” worthy shout out to Mel Kiper, who insisted the Raiders must take pet project Jimmy “what teammates?” Clausen… Kiper has tucked tail recently and waffled with this paragraphed port of safety after ripping the Raiders 2010 draft…
The “new and improved” Kiper on Lamarr Houston: “Lamarr Houston: I’m honestly starting to think I really underrated this guy. I look at the measurables and in terms of combine tests, he’s better almost across the board than Gerald McCoy. But that’s just the athleticism. In terms of tackles for loss he also topped McCoy, playing a similar schedule in the Big 12. He has plenty of size at 6-3, 305 pounds to be a solid part of the Oakland 4-3. If this guy becomes a big impact player early in his career I’ll no longer be surprised. As I look back at what he did, it’s another reason to think I may have undersold what Oakland did in the draft. Houston could be a steal.”
What could be better for Raiders fans than this possible holy trifecta… 1) a godsend defensive end with intensity 2) proving Kipers hair knows more about talent than the douchebag sporting it 3) watching Al Davis smile each time Houston slugs the ambivalence out of Langston Walkers massive gut.
Guys like “little Saban” Rolando McClain are special because they have the ability to make those around them better. Should Lamarr Houston do what Richard Seymour could not in 2009, namely restoring a Howie Long type intensity to a once ferocious Raiders front four… the 2010 NFL Draft will be remembered as the day Kiper feasted on corn flakes of crap. Pass the coffee and doughnuts Raiders fans.
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