Hard Knocks with Louis Murphy
Oakland Raiders starting WR Louis Murphy, who thus far has outplayed #7 overall selection Darrius Heyward-Bey as a Raiders wide receiver, was arrested early this morning on three charges — possession of a drug without a valid prescription, failure to obey a police officer and resisting arrest without violence.
So what was the prescription drug the former Florida star had without a prescription? Vicodin? Percocet? Oxycontin? Morphine? Nope…
Louis Murphy 2010 Stats
| Rec | Yds | Avg | TDs |
| 41 | 609 | 14.9 | 2 |
Murphy busted with Viagra…
Police attempted to pull over Murphy for having his music too loud, but he continued to drive to a
parking lot where he stopped and all of his passengers got out of the car and walked away. The officer turned on his lights and ordered everyone to stay, and Murphy refused to give the officer his ID, instead wanting to know why he was pulled over. The officer attempted to place him under arrest, and it took 3 officers to get his hands behind his back.
Searching the car the police found the non-labeled prescription bottle that contained what turned out to be 11 little blue Viagra pills. He claimed he took of the label to hide the prescription from his girlfriend. The problem was that the Raiders starting WR did not have a prescription (at least with him, who does?) for the little blue pills of love, and the cop probably wasn’t pleased when Murphy refused to show his identification. Murphy is a fiery, dare I say “leader,” and it doesn’t surprise me that he was questioning being pulled over for loud music???
In the scheme of things, this “murphy gets popped with boner pills” news ranks up there on the yawn-meter with “Jamarcus Russell drinks purple drank” in terms of shock value… and I don’t think you’ll ever confuse Murphy with Terrell Owens or Rae Carruth either.
Any implied moral outrage would also get “man takes little blue pill so he can bang his girlfriend like Ron Jeremy, minus the wooly mammoth factor” filed under “S” for shocker as well.
… just ask Shawn Merriman, Tia Tequila & friends. Oops.
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…tia tequila banging shawn merriman is not only clssic dolt lack of focus (they have never figured it out how to handle winning in Charger land -cue San Diego “Super Chargers” music… yech- even when they were winning AFC West titles) but a sad reality that their play on Jack Murphy (Qualcomm… r u kidding me) soil did not outmerit the media hype over merrimans ;roid antics with Tequila. classic.
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Tia Tequila and Shawn Merriman are the oddest couple of them all, until you realize that they both spend most of their days staring at themselves in the mirror and dreaming of stupid ways to get their names in the paper, police blotter, or Playboy.
A menage a trois with Merrmiman, Tequila and another random hottie isn’t such a big deal. Merriman beats Tia Tequila while drunken Tequila takes photos of herself for Facebook, maybe. You get the idea folks. Self serving.