Rumsfeld Raiders: Iraq, Iran, North Korea & Al Davis
Donald Rumsfeld, once a dynamic leader of a Republican revolution group ironically known as “Rumsfeld’s Raiders,” and previously of sham warfare and “buddy” of Saddam Hussein infamy, has formed an “Axis of Evil” division in the NFL. Rumsfeld has the Oakland Raiders joining Iran, Iraq and North Korea, in the AFC Axis of Evil Western Division.
In a Superbowl interview with the Financial Times, former U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld asked interviewer Gideon Rachman if he was siding with the Packers or Steelers. When Rachman picked Pittsburgh “because of the epic games against the Oakland Raiders in the 1970s,” Rumsfeld responded as such…
“Nobody could support the Raiders. They’re evil.” Donald Rumsfeld
Rumsfeld with keen insight into evildoers, has decided Al Davis and the Raiders are weapons of NFL mass destruction. Since “Rummy” sent the upstanding Colin Powell in front of our nation with “smoking gun” photos of a “mobile rocket launching vehicle,” purported as sure evidence of WMDs… that turned out to be a fucking roach coach taco truck and a weather baloon… maybe we should hold off finding a spider hole with which to hide our beloved Al Davis.
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Getting Chummy With Rummy… Then again, if history repeats itself and Rumsfeld’s knowledge of WMDs proves as keen as his football IQ, then Rumsfeld would probably just shake Al’s hand anyway… right before bombing him into oblivion.