Travis Goethel- Linebacker Oakland Raiders | 2010 NFL draft pick
So the Raiders drafted this Guy, Travis Goethel. Goethel is a linebacker from Arizona State. That is Travis Goethel’s Facebook picture on the left. Note to Raiders Fans: Either hide your Saint Nick accoutremements and spiked eggnog now, or appreciate the fact that most of us douchebags occassionally wear something incredibly retarded to say a… “hideous Christmas sweater party” because its funny. If Al Davis knew Goethel truly didn’t give a shit, he might have traded up to select this kinsmen.
According to the NFL draft gurus, Goethel was a highly productive, three-year starter for the Sun Devils with some upside…
“ He has a good combination of size and strength with above-average athleticism. He is a very instinctive player who is quick to react as plays unfold. Goethel is a tough, hard-nosed defender who attacks downhill with purpose but lacks great pop and power on contact. He can be solid in zone coverage but doesn’t have great burst and quickness to be effective in pure zone schemes. Goethel is likely to contribute on special teams as well as giving depth at the linebacker position at the next level.”
More completely random non-football Travis Goethel crap (the draft is slowing down faster than Mayocks voicebox)…
This would be Goethel’s award for being an all “HairAmerican” from a house rock built blog post…
Travis Goethel, Arizona State (Spicoli Award)
Travis Goethel is a no-brainer Hairmerican, but he’s also the distinguished recipient of the inaugural Spicoli Award, which goes to the white guy with the goofiest long blonde hair (last year’s retroactive winner, Trent Pupello, ended up transferring from Florida over concerns that the coaching staff was not effectively using his Fabio-esque hair).
Here’s a Travis Goethel video clip from his NFL combine workout.
