Burgess Traded for Uhura – Raiders Used to Be the Patriots
The bizarre affair to remember continues between the Patriots and Raiders
Robert Kraft to Al Davis: “Midnight atop the the Empire State Building… the closest thing to Heaven”
Derrick Burgess has officially become a patsy in this latest bit of sultry smut between these two unlikely bedfellows. After the relationship turned sour in the aftermath of the Snowjob <<<editors note: Walt Coleman can gargle my nutsack>>> in Foxboro, Big Al has again made a donation to the bastards of Tuck Rule infamy for a digruntled Raiders All Pro.
This ongoing Bizarre Love Triangle only makes sense if we were living in the Mirror universe of the Star
Evil Kirk - and a dapper Spock sporting the Flavor Saver
Trek “Mirror Mirror” episode where a crazy sexy Uhura bares the 6-pack midriff and Kirk and a goateed Spock become evil.
Only my unwavering trust in Al Davis precludes the urge to wash my face with battery acid and towel off with squeeze the Charmin soft 180-grit sandpaper right now.
Can you fellow Raiders Fans remember when the RAIDERS WERE THE PATRIOTS… you know where every marquee free agent publicly stated his desire to don Silver and Black? What a difference a Replaytriot Dynasty and 6 years of atrocious play in Oakland makes.
Uhura gets her freak on
Thank god for Uhura’s incredibly short skirts…