Oakland Raiders Airplane – you want Happy Ending?
Topless Raiderette Themed Flying Cocktail Tramps Included
So the Raiders inked a deal with a Malaysian airline to give us this potential Kama Sutra gem…
"Welcome to AsiaAir...Coffee, tea, Raider rub n' tug?"
OK… maybe I’m just hopeful that our Malaysian counterparts will stock this badboy with asian Raider girls instead of frumpy stweardesses. Since AsiaAir does not fly in the United States, this is obviously a global branding strategy… or an airborne franchisee of Al Davis’s “Hands of Asia” massage parlor chain.
Easy ladies, this Silver & Black love missile only flies Asian skies
Might these Raider Girls of the Orient eschew the standard “want yoshi to walk on your back” asian massage fare, and instead tantalize passengers with strategically placed silver pom-pons and powdered tiger penis? Only time will tell how friendly the Malaysian skies will truly be.