Gene RodenBerry is Al Davis

Howdy Sailor

This Buds for you Gene Roddenberry, the Al Davis of science fiction…

 Long before Big Al hired Tom Flores and Art Shell,  and way before a hole in the NFL space time continium allowed Al to annoint Amy Trask (egads, a WOMAN in the upper echelon of the NFL… one that doesn’t kiss her players… RIP Georgia) as “number one” of the Raiders, there was Gene.

In an era where TV was  whiter than Casper, Gene put bitches, asians, blacks and everything else into space… all for Kirk to bang the snot out of.

To that simple end, heres a completely random pictorial tribute to the first and hottest black chick in space wearing a bluetooth headset…

Uhura rocking the ultimate miniskirtEven vulcans need nookie Uhura

       

New Uhura Zoe Saldana   why does harp music play when I think of Uhura?

 

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The bizarre affair to remember continues between the Patriots and Raiders

Robert Kraft to Al Davis: “Midnight atop the the Empire State Building… the closest thing to Heaven”

Derrick Burgess has officially become a patsy in this latest bit of sultry smut between these two unlikely bedfellows. After the relationship turned sour in the aftermath of the Snowjob <<<editors note: Walt Coleman can gargle my nutsack>>> in Foxboro, Big Al has again made a donation to the bastards of Tuck Rule infamy for a digruntled Raiders All Pro.

This ongoing Bizarre Love Triangle  only makes sense if we were living in the Mirror universe of the Star

Evil Kirk - and a dapper Spock sporting the Flavor Saver

Trek “Mirror Mirror” episode where a crazy sexy Uhura bares the 6-pack midriff and Kirk and a goateed Spock become evil.

Only my unwavering trust in Al Davis precludes the urge to wash my face with battery acid and towel off with squeeze the Charmin soft 180-grit sandpaper right now.

Can you fellow Raiders Fans remember when the RAIDERS WERE THE PATRIOTS… you know where every marquee free agent publicly stated his desire to don Silver and Black? What a difference a Replaytriot Dynasty and 6 years of atrocious play in Oakland makes.

Uhura gets her freak on

Thank god for Uhura’s incredibly short skirts…

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